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me explaining my fandom presence
(via captain-snark)
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“Don’t be my peace. Be at peace with yourself, so you won’t disturb mine.”
(via tenesa)
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i have literally never seen anything cuter than this
(Source: springcottage, via creativityhound)
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(Source: perrfectly, via ourincantation)
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2017: dumb bitch
2018: sad bitch
2019: bad bitch
(Source: theshitneyspears, via tenesa)
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(Source: punk0ff, via sydneytayler44)
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@queens-be-like
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Museum security guard 1: Wait, did you hear something?
Museum security guard 2: Yeah, I think it came from the gift shop.
Me, who broke into the museum and had already stolen dozens of priceless artifacts but decided to stop by the gift shop to score a snow globe:
This is oddly specific.
(via infinitely-climbing)
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if someone makes you happy, make them happier
(Source: latenights, via typicaljabroni)
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did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be
omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.
lawful good vs chaotic good
(via moscott-o)
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Me when Sandra Bullock and Sarah Paulson turned out to be sisters and not lesbians:
same feeling HAHAHHAA
(via asswhole)
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(Source: ruinedchildhood, via stephenkinglovesmangos)
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Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier
Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!
Me: are you ok
Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.
honestly